So You've Become A PirateSo recently I announced my plan of a career change By some people's reactions, I guess they think it's rather strange When my aunt heard of my descision, this is what she said: (Complete with condescending smile and pat upon the head)So You've Become A Pirate
"So, Satah, you've become a pirate-- how's that working out? I hear the pension plan is great and I bet, without a doubt, That in a couple years, you'll be in line for a promotion I bet you think it's thrilling to be sailing 'round the ocean."
Thinking that she'd missed the point, I simply turned away I knew she wouldn't understand a thing I had
I Hate PoetryI hate poetry I won't read between the lines Stating things outright Suits me just fineI Hate Poetry
I hate poets They're emotional and cheesy The way that they say things Makes me very queasy
I hate rhyming And rhythm's even worse Specially-placed punctuation Causes me to curse
I hate romance Angst just makes me mad I always seem to laugh When it's supposed to make me sad
I could write a sentence A dull and stupid bore But if I write it like this
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I'm Halex, No. XXI in ~OrgUnfaltered!
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Fepically Yours,
~Z
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Wowza! How awesomesupremo! That\'s just so ulticooliolicious!
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Wowza! How awesomesupremo! That\'s just so ulticooliolicious!
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